Tiffany Wade

I'm just me. Tiffany. Mom of Z, B and SC.

The Sh*t They Don't Tell You: Lesson 6
2 days ago
Battery Operated Frustration Christmas is just around the corner, my friends, and that means that all sorts of relatives are going to buy all sorts of toys for your youngins. From candy-filled stockin...
The Sh*t They Don't Tell You: Lesson #5
15 days ago
Losing Your Shit. You're standing there, telling yourself that if you hear "Mommy!" one more time today, you're going to explode. You're crying on the bathroom toilet with a Snickers bar hanging halfw...
The Sh*t They Don't Tell You: Lesson #4
21 days ago
Turds in the tub! My children are on an absurdly strict bedtime routine. (Thank you, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!) You know, it's the typical dinner, bath, book and bed routine, but with a lot more ...
The Sh*t They Don't Tell You: Lesson #3
a month ago
Welcome to Temper Tantrums. "No!" One word. Two letters. May or may not include an exclamation point. But any way you decide to phrase it, that one syllable word can ruin someone's day. And by someone...
The Sh*t They Don't Tell You: Lesson #2
a month ago
Death by Laundry I was once a young, wild bachelorette, whose main purpose in life was partying, concerts and, due to the lack of rich relatives to inherit from, going to work, to earn more money for ...
The Sh*t They Don't Tell You: Lesson #1
a month ago
"Dear God, please don't let me poop. Please, please don't let me poop when I push." Not exactly a prayer you'd expect from a woman, at the crisp young age of 19, while she's waiting to deliver her fir...